What type of diet did the snowman go on?

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 8, 2023

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 4, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 24, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 23, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 16, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

John Lissu (Guest) on November 16, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Abdullah (Guest) on November 14, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 13, 2023

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 12, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Ndoto (Guest) on November 12, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 5, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 4, 2023

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Halimah (Guest) on October 31, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Fatuma (Guest) on October 25, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Sultan (Guest) on October 25, 2023

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Khamis (Guest) on October 24, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 24, 2023

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 15, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 12, 2023

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Habiba (Guest) on October 11, 2023

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Latifa (Guest) on October 10, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 1, 2023

😂 Sharing right away!

Rubea (Guest) on September 30, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 25, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 20, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

John Malisa (Guest) on September 9, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 5, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 5, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Shukuru (Guest) on September 4, 2023

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Masika (Guest) on September 4, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 2, 2023

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

George Mallya (Guest) on August 29, 2023

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 23, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Chiku (Guest) on August 21, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 17, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 14, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Khadija (Guest) on August 13, 2023

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Nahida (Guest) on August 11, 2023

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on July 29, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Rukia (Guest) on July 20, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Fadhili (Guest) on July 7, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 28, 2023

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 22, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 10, 2023

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 8, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Arifa (Guest) on June 3, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Josephine (Guest) on June 1, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 30, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Omar (Guest) on May 24, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Mchuma (Guest) on May 23, 2023

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

James Malima (Guest) on May 22, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 15, 2023

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 15, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 15, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 14, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Yusra (Guest) on May 13, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 8, 2023

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 2, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅