The snowman went on a "low-carb" diet! ❄️🥕
Explanation: Snowmen are made of snow, so they are essentially made up of frozen water. Therefore, since they don't have a body like humans, they can't go on a traditional diet. But if we were to imagine that the snowman could go on a diet, it would be a "low-carb" diet because they don't want to consume anything that could potentially melt them, like carbohydrates. It's a playful way to think about the eating habits of a snowman! ❄️🥕😄
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Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Abdullah (Guest) on November 14, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 13, 2023
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 12, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Fatuma (Guest) on October 25, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Khamis (Guest) on October 24, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Mwajabu (Guest) on October 24, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 15, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 12, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Habiba (Guest) on October 11, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Latifa (Guest) on October 10, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 1, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
Rubea (Guest) on September 30, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 25, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 20, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Shukuru (Guest) on September 4, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Masika (Guest) on September 4, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 2, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Chiku (Guest) on August 21, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 17, 2023
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Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 14, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Khadija (Guest) on August 13, 2023
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Nahida (Guest) on August 11, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Furaha (Guest) on July 29, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 20, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Fadhili (Guest) on July 7, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 28, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 22, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 10, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Arifa (Guest) on June 3, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Josephine (Guest) on June 1, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 30, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Omar (Guest) on May 24, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Mchuma (Guest) on May 23, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
James Malima (Guest) on May 22, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅