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Which flower talks the most?

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The Chatty Carnation! ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐ŸŒธ It just can't stop petal-ing! ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ˜„


Explanation: The Chatty Carnation represents a funny and playful answer to the question. By personifying the flower and giving it a talkative nature, we create an amusing image of a flower that can't help but babble away. The use of the emoji adds to the lightheartedness and cheerfulness of the response.

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Mazrui (Guest) on October 11, 2023

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฐ

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 27, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 18, 2023

๐Ÿ˜„ This is pure brilliance!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 16, 2023

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿคฃ

Safiya (Guest) on September 10, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘—

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 4, 2023

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ธ

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 31, 2023

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 28, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿคก

Mchawi (Guest) on August 18, 2023

๐Ÿ˜‚ I havenโ€™t laughed this hard in a while!

Mzee (Guest) on August 13, 2023

๐Ÿ˜ Best laugh of the day!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 2, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿงป

Athumani (Guest) on July 18, 2023

Calories donโ€™t count if you eat with friends. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 15, 2023

๐Ÿ˜ This made my day!

Yahya (Guest) on July 11, 2023

Why donโ€™t some fish play piano? Because you canโ€™t tuna fish! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŽน

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 10, 2023

Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿค”

Selemani (Guest) on June 23, 2023

This joke is too funny, Iโ€™m sharing it with everyone! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 15, 2023

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜ญ

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 9, 2023

๐Ÿ˜† Rolling on the floor!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 4, 2023

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜…

Majid (Guest) on June 2, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ 

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 2, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค”

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 30, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿคฃ

Binti (Guest) on May 22, 2023

๐Ÿ˜‚ Sharing right away!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 20, 2023

What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโ€™t look, Iโ€™m changing! ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿš—

Jamal (Guest) on May 17, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ…

Selemani (Guest) on May 14, 2023

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฌ

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 14, 2023

Whatโ€™s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ–ค

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 13, 2023

Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜„

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 10, 2023

๐Ÿ˜‚ So funny!

Kassim (Guest) on May 9, 2023

Iโ€™d rather be someoneโ€™s shot of whiskey than everyoneโ€™s cup of tea. ๐Ÿฅƒโ˜•

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 26, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿคฃ

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 21, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 20, 2023

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite letter? You think itโ€™s R, but it be the C! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 9, 2023

Iโ€™m not shy. Iโ€™m holding back my awesomeness so I donโ€™t intimidate you. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Rehema (Guest) on March 31, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’”

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 23, 2023

What do you call a snowmanโ€™s dog? A slush puppy! โ›„๐Ÿ•

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 18, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโ€™t like bills! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’ต

Omari (Guest) on March 5, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐ŸŒ‹โค๏ธ

Shukuru (Guest) on February 15, 2023

Why donโ€™t oysters share their pearls? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ˜œ

Mhina (Guest) on February 8, 2023

I run like the winded. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ

Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 6, 2023

Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿ˜…

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 27, 2023

Iโ€™m definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐Ÿ˜„

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 17, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 11, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

Latifa (Guest) on January 10, 2023

Iโ€™ve got to remember this one for later! ๐Ÿ˜†

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 18, 2022

๐Ÿ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!

Hassan (Guest) on December 12, 2022

Iโ€™ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ถ

Nchi (Guest) on December 10, 2022

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿค’

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 2, 2022

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒŠ

Nassor (Guest) on November 27, 2022

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†

Athumani (Guest) on November 24, 2022

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿค”

Bahati (Guest) on November 22, 2022

Why canโ€™t you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโ€™ll let it go! ๐ŸŽˆโ„๏ธ

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 20, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐Ÿคฃ

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 19, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Canโ€™t get enough! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Latifa (Guest) on November 17, 2022

I donโ€™t make mistakes. I date them. ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚

Shukuru (Guest) on November 15, 2022

You know youโ€™re an adult when you get excited about things like โ€˜cleaning supplies.โ€™ ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ›’

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 10, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

Salma (Guest) on November 9, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ•

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 29, 2022

Iโ€™d agree with you but then weโ€™d both be wrong. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Abubakari (Guest) on October 16, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜‚

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