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Which flower talks the most?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
The Chatty Carnation! ๐ฌ๐ธ It just can't stop petal-ing! ๐ผ๐
Explanation: The Chatty Carnation represents a funny and playful answer to the question. By personifying the flower and giving it a talkative nature, we create an amusing image of a flower that can't help but babble away. The use of the emoji adds to the lightheartedness and cheerfulness of the response.
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