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Betty Cheruiyot
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Oct 12, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 2, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 20, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Amir
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Bakari
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Issack
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 5, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Makame
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Yusra
Guest
May 22, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Maneno
Guest
May 7, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 17, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 17, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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James Mduma
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Raha
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Amani
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Husna
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Raha
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
