Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Azima
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Warda
Guest
Aug 9, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 5, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Kazija
Guest
May 28, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 23, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 9, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 17, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Leila
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Nchi
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Wande
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 14, 2023
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
