Short Answer: Because he was a real "pain in the neck"! 🧛♂️😄
Explanation: Dracula, being a vampire, has a reputation for biting people on the neck and sucking their blood. This play on words suggests that he was a literal "pain in the neck," which made it difficult for him to make friends. The humorous tone and vampire emoji add a lighthearted touch to the explanation.
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 17, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Saidi (Guest) on August 15, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Kiza (Guest) on August 10, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 31, 2023
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 25, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 23, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 22, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 21, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 14, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 11, 2023
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Nasra (Guest) on July 1, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 30, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 26, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Halimah (Guest) on June 26, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Mariam (Guest) on June 24, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 22, 2023
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 19, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 15, 2023
🤣 This one’s fire!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 5, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Nasra (Guest) on May 13, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Zainab (Guest) on April 20, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 30, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 24, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Hamida (Guest) on March 20, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 19, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 8, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 4, 2023
😆 Still cracking up!
Zakia (Guest) on February 28, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Zakia (Guest) on February 28, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 14, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Nchi (Guest) on February 7, 2023
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 2, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 25, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 16, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 12, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Omari (Guest) on January 12, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 7, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 5, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Raha (Guest) on December 22, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 17, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Athumani (Guest) on December 11, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
John Lissu (Guest) on December 7, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 4, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Abubakari (Guest) on November 19, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 19, 2022
🤣 This one got me good!
Baraka (Guest) on November 18, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Bahati (Guest) on November 15, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 8, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 20, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 8, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 6, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 20, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 5, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 25, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
George Mallya (Guest) on August 22, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Rashid (Guest) on August 17, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 10, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 5, 2022
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 1, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 6, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!