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Why didnโ€™t Dracula have any friends?

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Short Answer: Because he was a real "pain in the neck"! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„


Explanation: Dracula, being a vampire, has a reputation for biting people on the neck and sucking their blood. This play on words suggests that he was a literal "pain in the neck," which made it difficult for him to make friends. The humorous tone and vampire emoji add a lighthearted touch to the explanation.

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Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 17, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿง 

Saidi (Guest) on August 15, 2023

I thought growing old would take longer. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘ต

Kiza (Guest) on August 10, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐Ÿ˜…

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 31, 2023

๐Ÿ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 25, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโ€™t handle the power struggle! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”‹

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 23, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿšป

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 22, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜†

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 21, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 14, 2023

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿพ

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 11, 2023

Why donโ€™t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿคก

Nasra (Guest) on July 1, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโ€™m not dead. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 30, 2023

I donโ€™t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 26, 2023

๐Ÿ˜‚ Canโ€™t wait to share this!

Halimah (Guest) on June 26, 2023

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Mariam (Guest) on June 24, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโ€™t have chairs! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅš

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 22, 2023

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“ž

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 19, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ˜

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 15, 2023

๐Ÿคฃ This oneโ€™s fire!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 5, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿค”

Nasra (Guest) on May 13, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโ€™d be bagels! ๐Ÿฅฏ๐ŸŒŠ

Zainab (Guest) on April 20, 2023

Iโ€™d rather be someoneโ€™s shot of whiskey than everyoneโ€™s cup of tea. ๐Ÿฅƒโ˜•

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 30, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš—

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 24, 2023

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ”‹

Hamida (Guest) on March 20, 2023

๐Ÿ˜‚ Can't stop laughing!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 19, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโ€™m talking on it. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 8, 2023

Iโ€™m not saying Iโ€™m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคซ

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 4, 2023

๐Ÿ˜† Still cracking up!

Zakia (Guest) on February 28, 2023

Why donโ€™t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โš›๏ธ๐Ÿค“

Zakia (Guest) on February 28, 2023

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 14, 2023

I canโ€™t wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐ŸŽ‰

Nchi (Guest) on February 7, 2023

Whatโ€™s a witchโ€™s favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ“–

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 2, 2023

If at first, you donโ€™t succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโ€™t for you. ๐Ÿช‚โŒ

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 25, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ˜•๐Ÿš”

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I donโ€™t procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 12, 2023

This joke is too funny, Iโ€™m sharing it with everyone! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Omari (Guest) on January 12, 2023

You know youโ€™re an adult when you get excited about things like โ€˜cleaning supplies.โ€™ ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ›’

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 7, 2023

๐Ÿ˜ƒ Mood instantly lifted!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 5, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿงป

Raha (Guest) on December 22, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโ€™s not flying! โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฑ

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 17, 2022

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

Athumani (Guest) on December 11, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

John Lissu (Guest) on December 7, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 4, 2022

Iโ€™m not late. Iโ€™m just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

Abubakari (Guest) on November 19, 2022

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐Ÿ˜…

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 19, 2022

๐Ÿคฃ This one got me good!

Baraka (Guest) on November 18, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–๏ธ

Bahati (Guest) on November 15, 2022

๐Ÿ˜„ Totally didnโ€™t see that coming!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 8, 2022

Iโ€™m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐Ÿงฉ๐Ÿคฏ

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 20, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿด

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 8, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ‹

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜†

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 20, 2022

If at first, you donโ€™t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 5, 2022

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Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 25, 2022

Whoever said money canโ€™t buy happiness didnโ€™t know where to shop. ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ›๏ธ

George Mallya (Guest) on August 22, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโ€™m not too sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Rashid (Guest) on August 17, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆถ

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 10, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐Ÿ’”

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 5, 2022

Why donโ€™t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 1, 2022

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฉ

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 6, 2022

๐Ÿ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!

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