Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 3, 2023

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Saidi (Guest) on October 2, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 2, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Rukia (Guest) on September 26, 2023

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Kheri (Guest) on September 16, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Rahma (Guest) on September 10, 2023

😄 Too good!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 17, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Jamila (Guest) on August 10, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 24, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

David Chacha (Guest) on July 14, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 4, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Abubakar (Guest) on July 4, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 20, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 19, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 12, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 12, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 4, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Tambwe (Guest) on May 30, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 30, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 27, 2023

😆 That punchline!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 21, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 16, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Kassim (Guest) on May 13, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Rehema (Guest) on May 5, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Aziza (Guest) on May 1, 2023

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Rubea (Guest) on April 25, 2023

😄 You got me!

Rashid (Guest) on April 21, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Husna (Guest) on April 13, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 11, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 6, 2023

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Majid (Guest) on March 28, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 25, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Mjaka (Guest) on March 23, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 26, 2023

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Neema (Guest) on February 20, 2023

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 19, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Josephine (Guest) on February 19, 2023

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 15, 2023

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 10, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 29, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 27, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 17, 2023

😄 You got me good!

Rahim (Guest) on January 17, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 11, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Hashim (Guest) on January 8, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 22, 2022

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Shabani (Guest) on December 14, 2022

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 13, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Zakaria (Guest) on December 2, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 27, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Yusra (Guest) on November 26, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Baridi (Guest) on November 26, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 24, 2022

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 20, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Kassim (Guest) on November 4, 2022

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 26, 2022

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Nassor (Guest) on October 24, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Sharifa (Guest) on October 22, 2022

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 20, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 20, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱