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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Kheri
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Tambwe
Guest
May 30, 2023
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 30, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 27, 2023
😆 That punchline!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 21, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 16, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Kassim
Guest
May 13, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Rehema
Guest
May 5, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Aziza
Guest
May 1, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
😄 You got me!
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Husna
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Majid
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Neema
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
😄 You got me good!
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Kassim
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
