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Masika
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Nov 20, 2023
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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John Kamande
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Oct 23, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Makame
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Warda
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Mustafa
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Masika
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Chum
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 27, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 14, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
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Hashim
Guest
May 13, 2023
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Faiza
Guest
May 12, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 3, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Binti
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
😁 This is gold!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Sarafina
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Warda
Guest
Jan 14, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
