Why was the turkey arrested?

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 15, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Rabia (Guest) on October 5, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Rashid (Guest) on October 1, 2023

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Masika (Guest) on September 13, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 13, 2023

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Hashim (Guest) on September 12, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Nuru (Guest) on September 12, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Jabir (Guest) on September 11, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 26, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 23, 2023

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 20, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Kazija (Guest) on August 16, 2023

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Rahim (Guest) on August 15, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 3, 2023

😂 This is a keeper!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 24, 2023

😄 Perfect joke!

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 23, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 22, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 11, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Athumani (Guest) on June 28, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Mgeni (Guest) on June 21, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Warda (Guest) on June 19, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 11, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Omar (Guest) on June 4, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Bahati (Guest) on May 30, 2023

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 27, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 25, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

George Mallya (Guest) on May 18, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 16, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Fatuma (Guest) on May 14, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Maimuna (Guest) on April 28, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 22, 2023

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Safiya (Guest) on April 15, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Kassim (Guest) on April 9, 2023

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 3, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Husna (Guest) on April 1, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Arifa (Guest) on March 31, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 30, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 28, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 23, 2023

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Tambwe (Guest) on March 18, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 13, 2023

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 10, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 3, 2023

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 24, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Sharifa (Guest) on February 14, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

Saidi (Guest) on February 1, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 29, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Shani (Guest) on January 27, 2023

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Mazrui (Guest) on January 27, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 25, 2023

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 23, 2023

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 11, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 8, 2023

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Rukia (Guest) on January 2, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Sultan (Guest) on December 31, 2022

😂 This is too funny!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 27, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Ndoto (Guest) on November 23, 2022

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Sekela (Guest) on November 22, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Salum (Guest) on November 20, 2022

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Azima (Guest) on November 2, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️