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Angalia sababu ya mke Mtarajiwa kuzimia kabla ya harusi

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*Jihadharini* na wachapaji wa kadi za harusi. Hakikisha unasoma maandishi yaliyochapwa kabla ya kadi kuchapwa na kusambazwa!

Mchapaji aliombwa aweke 1 Yohana 4:18 katika kadi ya harusi lakini mchapaji kwa makosa aliweka Yohana 4:18.

1 Yohana 4:18 panasema, "Katika pendo hakuna hofu, lakini pendo lililo kamili huitupa nje hofuโ€ฆ"

Lakini Yohana 4:18 tunasoma, "Kwa maana umekuwa na waume watano, naye uliye naye sasa siye mume wako."

๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚_MKE MTARAJIWA AKAZIMIA HAPA, TUNAMPEPEA_

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Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 4, 2019

Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜†

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 31, 2019

Hii imenikuna! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜Š

James Kimani (Guest) on July 25, 2019

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! ๐Ÿ˜„

Neema (Guest) on July 19, 2019

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 13, 2019

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 27, 2019

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 22, 2019

๐Ÿคฃ Sikutarajia hiyo!

Leila (Guest) on April 12, 2019

Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! ๐Ÿ˜

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 3, 2019

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜Š

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Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 20, 2019

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚

Maimuna (Guest) on March 20, 2019

๐Ÿ˜† Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!

Tambwe (Guest) on March 2, 2019

๐Ÿ˜… Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 22, 2019

๐Ÿคฃ Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 21, 2019

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 21, 2019

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2019

๐Ÿ˜ Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

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๐Ÿ˜„ Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

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๐Ÿ˜… Bado nacheka!

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๐Ÿ˜„ Umenishika vizuri!

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Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! ๐Ÿ˜…

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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†

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๐Ÿคฃ Hii imewaka moto!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 12, 2018

๐Ÿ˜… Bado ninacheka!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 28, 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚ Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 3, 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚ Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 8, 2018

Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 25, 2018

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Rahma (Guest) on April 1, 2018

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†

John Mushi (Guest) on March 28, 2018

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! ๐Ÿ“Œ

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 18, 2018

๐Ÿ˜† Bado nacheka!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 10, 2018

Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 7, 2018

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 6, 2018

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 2, 2018

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘

Maulid (Guest) on February 12, 2018

๐Ÿ˜„ Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 14, 2018

Mna talent ya jokes! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 8, 2018

๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2018

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David Nyerere (Guest) on January 2, 2018

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 29, 2017

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜†

Fadhili (Guest) on December 14, 2017

Nilikuwa na siku mbaya hadi niliposoma hii! ๐Ÿ˜…

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 11, 2017

Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! ๐Ÿ˜„

Abdullah (Guest) on October 16, 2017

๐Ÿ˜‚ Hii ni kali sana!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 25, 2017

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Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 2, 2017

Asante Ackyshine

Kazija (Guest) on July 24, 2017

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Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 30, 2017

๐Ÿ˜† Hii imenigonga kweli!

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 27, 2017

Hii imenichekesha sana! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚

Kiza (Guest) on May 22, 2017

๐Ÿ˜ Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 15, 2017

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Mjaka (Guest) on April 30, 2017

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Leila (Guest) on April 5, 2017

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! ๐Ÿ˜†

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 12, 2017

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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