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Jane Muthoni
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Nov 18, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Nov 4, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Majid
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
😅 I needed that!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 23, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Shamim
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
😁 This is gold!
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 9, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 9, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 14, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 12, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Maida
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Husna
Guest
Apr 21, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Leila
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 30, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
