Amir (Guest) on October 9, 2022

😁 This just made my day!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 5, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 29, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Issa (Guest) on September 12, 2022

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 7, 2022

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Tabu (Guest) on September 5, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

John Kamande (Guest) on August 28, 2022

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 27, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Biashara (Guest) on August 21, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 21, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 15, 2022

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Halima (Guest) on August 9, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 3, 2022

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Sultan (Guest) on August 2, 2022

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 31, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 29, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Mchuma (Guest) on July 25, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 1, 2022

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Rehema (Guest) on June 20, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 15, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 4, 2022

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Chum (Guest) on May 23, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 16, 2022

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Jamal (Guest) on May 12, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 10, 2022

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 6, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Jamal (Guest) on May 3, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 29, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 25, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 23, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Safiya (Guest) on April 19, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Maida (Guest) on April 14, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Abubakar (Guest) on April 12, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Latifa (Guest) on March 28, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Omari (Guest) on March 27, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 20, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 15, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Abdullah (Guest) on March 9, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 27, 2022

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Nassar (Guest) on February 22, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Nassar (Guest) on February 17, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 30, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 30, 2022

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Majid (Guest) on January 26, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 23, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 18, 2022

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 14, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 13, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Asha (Guest) on January 10, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Bahati (Guest) on December 23, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Latifa (Guest) on December 11, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 28, 2021

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 13, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 25, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 14, 2021

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 11, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

John Lissu (Guest) on September 8, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 31, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 28, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 26, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜