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Azima
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Oct 31, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Mchuma
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Oct 21, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Tabitha Okumu
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Oct 15, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Masika
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Oct 10, 2022
😁 This made my day!
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Charles Mboje
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Sep 30, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Sarah Achieng
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Sep 28, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Safiya
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Sep 27, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Victor Mwalimu
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Sep 27, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Chris Okello
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Sep 16, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Sep 16, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Daniel Obura
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Aug 26, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Mgeni
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Aug 25, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Shamsa
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Aug 6, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Alex Nyamweya
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Jul 28, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Rose Waithera
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Jul 26, 2022
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Maulid
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Jul 19, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Omar
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Peter Mbise
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Jun 15, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mary Mrope
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Jun 5, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Yusra
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Jun 5, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 26, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 23, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Kheri
Guest
May 9, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 4, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Muslima
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Apr 5, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Omari
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
😄 Too good!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Monica Lissu
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Feb 22, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 20, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Wande
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Jan 6, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Moses Mwita
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Dec 4, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Michael Onyango
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Nov 28, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
