What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 24, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 18, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 9, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Kheri (Guest) on June 6, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Muslima (Guest) on June 2, 2022

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Issa (Guest) on May 26, 2022

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Shamsa (Guest) on May 19, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 8, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 7, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 2, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Maida (Guest) on April 30, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 20, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Rashid (Guest) on April 19, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Sumaya (Guest) on April 16, 2022

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Saidi (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 11, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 11, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Zubeida (Guest) on April 9, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Shani (Guest) on April 8, 2022

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 22, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Neema (Guest) on March 19, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 19, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 17, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 13, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Umi (Guest) on March 12, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 6, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

George Tenga (Guest) on February 28, 2022

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Abdullah (Guest) on February 22, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 13, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mhina (Guest) on February 9, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 9, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 4, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Nuru (Guest) on February 3, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Yusuf (Guest) on February 2, 2022

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 29, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 26, 2022

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 14, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 30, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Baridi (Guest) on December 26, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Nasra (Guest) on December 22, 2021

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 19, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 14, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 11, 2021

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 1, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 29, 2021

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 25, 2021

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Omar (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Masika (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 19, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Habiba (Guest) on November 18, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 9, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Hekima (Guest) on November 8, 2021

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

John Mushi (Guest) on October 21, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Latifa (Guest) on October 16, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 1, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 27, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Zubeida (Guest) on September 21, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 6, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 19, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡