What did the teacher do at the beach?

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 19, 2022

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 17, 2022

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 29, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Ahmed (Guest) on November 23, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 22, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 20, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 14, 2022

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 13, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

David Chacha (Guest) on November 13, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 4, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 2, 2022

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Nuru (Guest) on November 2, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Tabu (Guest) on October 22, 2022

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 6, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 5, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Hassan (Guest) on September 25, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Sultan (Guest) on September 25, 2022

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Makame (Guest) on September 21, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Tabu (Guest) on September 19, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 10, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 5, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 2, 2022

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Khamis (Guest) on August 31, 2022

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Josephine (Guest) on August 24, 2022

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Daudi (Guest) on August 15, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

John Lissu (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Jabir (Guest) on August 13, 2022

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Yusra (Guest) on August 11, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Hashim (Guest) on August 8, 2022

😅 I needed that!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 2, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 28, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Sharifa (Guest) on July 25, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 22, 2022

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 19, 2022

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 3, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Nashon (Guest) on June 30, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 27, 2022

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Rubea (Guest) on June 17, 2022

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 12, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 8, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 5, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 5, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 26, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 26, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 24, 2022

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Asha (Guest) on May 16, 2022

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 12, 2022

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Latifa (Guest) on May 4, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 2, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Juma (Guest) on April 29, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Nahida (Guest) on April 17, 2022

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Amina (Guest) on April 14, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Yusuf (Guest) on April 8, 2022

😄 Too good!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 8, 2022

🤣 Sending this now!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 6, 2022

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 5, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 25, 2022

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mjaka (Guest) on March 18, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆