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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 23, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 28, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Masika
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Raha
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Majid
Guest
Jun 7, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Rahim
Guest
May 28, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Omari
Guest
May 15, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Shabani
Guest
May 7, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Fadhili
Guest
May 3, 2022
😆 That punchline!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 2, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Amir
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Salima
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Khalifa
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Shani
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
