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Elizabeth Mrema
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Sep 14, 2022
๐ This joke just made my day!
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Biashara
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Sep 13, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Aug 27, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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John Mwangi
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Aug 22, 2022
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Rashid
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Aug 8, 2022
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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John Kamande
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Aug 6, 2022
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
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Sultan
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Jul 31, 2022
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Ruth Mtangi
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Jul 29, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
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David Musyoka
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Jul 28, 2022
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Benjamin Masanja
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Jul 27, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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Abdullah
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Jul 24, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Lydia Wanyama
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Jul 23, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
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Amina
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Jul 14, 2022
๐ That punchline!
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Shukuru
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Jul 12, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
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Mwakisu
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Jul 7, 2022
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Carol Nyakio
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Jun 21, 2022
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Stephen Amollo
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Jun 19, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Anna Malela
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Jun 16, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Simon Kiprono
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Jun 13, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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Mwajabu
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Jun 11, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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Joseph Kawawa
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Jun 8, 2022
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Samuel Omondi
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Jun 7, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Jun 3, 2022
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Nashon
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May 29, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Jane Muthui
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May 27, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Rose Waithera
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May 18, 2022
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 17, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Benjamin Kibicho
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May 15, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
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Zainab
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May 15, 2022
๐ Gotta save this!
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Joyce Nkya
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May 14, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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Andrew Mahiga
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May 7, 2022
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
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Peter Mbise
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Apr 22, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Shamsa
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Apr 9, 2022
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Kazija
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Apr 2, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Zakia
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Mar 24, 2022
This joke deserves an award! ๐
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John Lissu
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Mar 14, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
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Raha
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Feb 28, 2022
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Salima
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Feb 15, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Nchi
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Feb 6, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
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Joy Wacera
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Jan 31, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Michael Onyango
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Jan 29, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Violet Mumo
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Jan 24, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
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Khadija
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Dec 25, 2021
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Hamida
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Dec 21, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
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Grace Mushi
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Dec 8, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
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Victor Mwalimu
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Dec 8, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Husna
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Nov 29, 2021
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Rose Lowassa
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Nov 28, 2021
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Miriam Mchome
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Nov 10, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Mashaka
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Oct 28, 2021
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Hawa
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Oct 23, 2021
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Samson Mahiga
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Oct 17, 2021
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Kenneth Murithi
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Oct 10, 2021
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Fadhili
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Oct 4, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
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Nuru
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Sep 29, 2021
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Amir
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Sep 27, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
