What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 10, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 9, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Jabir (Guest) on July 2, 2022

😂 So funny!

Zainab (Guest) on June 23, 2022

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 7, 2022

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Mustafa (Guest) on May 30, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 28, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 28, 2022

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 27, 2022

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 26, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 25, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 25, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Ali (Guest) on May 20, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Chiku (Guest) on May 18, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 13, 2022

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 11, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Khatib (Guest) on May 4, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Rahim (Guest) on April 26, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Omar (Guest) on April 22, 2022

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 1, 2022

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 27, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Khatib (Guest) on March 11, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 28, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Tambwe (Guest) on February 27, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 27, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 18, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Maimuna (Guest) on February 13, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 19, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 27, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 23, 2021

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Mazrui (Guest) on December 11, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 9, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

David Chacha (Guest) on December 2, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Yahya (Guest) on December 1, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 24, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Shamim (Guest) on November 13, 2021

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Selemani (Guest) on November 12, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Jamal (Guest) on November 10, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Salum (Guest) on November 7, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 7, 2021

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 30, 2021

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 28, 2021

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 23, 2021

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 18, 2021

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 11, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Jafari (Guest) on October 2, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 23, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Salima (Guest) on September 20, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Zakia (Guest) on September 12, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 11, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 3, 2021

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 1, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 22, 2021

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Muslima (Guest) on August 19, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 16, 2021

😁 This is gold!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 15, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 11, 2021

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 6, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 5, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Habiba (Guest) on August 2, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!