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What has an eye, but cannot see?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Answer: A needle! 🧵
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! 😄👀
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