What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 25, 2022

😅 I’m still laughing!

Amir (Guest) on August 25, 2022

😆 Totally hilarious!

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 19, 2022

😆 This one really got me!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 16, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 13, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Mazrui (Guest) on August 12, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Jaffar (Guest) on August 4, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 26, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 21, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 18, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 11, 2022

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Abubakari (Guest) on July 9, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 30, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 29, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Omari (Guest) on June 28, 2022

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Masika (Guest) on June 20, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

John Kamande (Guest) on June 14, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Jafari (Guest) on June 7, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Selemani (Guest) on June 4, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 31, 2022

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Omari (Guest) on May 30, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Issack (Guest) on May 26, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 19, 2022

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 18, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 18, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 17, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 12, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Maulid (Guest) on May 12, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Sultan (Guest) on May 4, 2022

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Nassar (Guest) on May 2, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 29, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 25, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 7, 2022

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 5, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 5, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 2, 2022

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Sofia (Guest) on April 1, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 11, 2022

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 9, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 7, 2022

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 25, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

John Lissu (Guest) on February 23, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 20, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Tambwe (Guest) on February 12, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 24, 2022

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Sharifa (Guest) on January 22, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 13, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 2, 2022

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 27, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 18, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Mashaka (Guest) on December 5, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 5, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Josephine (Guest) on December 3, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 2, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 22, 2021

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 17, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 16, 2021

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Maimuna (Guest) on November 10, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 29, 2021

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 23, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷