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Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: The witch had to go to the Broom Correction Center! π§Ήπ
Explanation: When the witch misbehaved, she had to face the consequences and visit the Broom Correction Center. This whimsical place was designed specifically for witches who needed a little reminder to behave themselves. With brooms lined up for correction and mischievous spells being replaced with good deeds, it was a hilarious way to keep witches in line and ensure they used their magic for positive purposes. So, if the witch was up to no good, off she went to the Broom Correction Center to set things straight! πͺβ¨
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