Which is faster, heat or cold?

Maulid (Guest) on February 1, 2023

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 1, 2023

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Nahida (Guest) on January 31, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Shamim (Guest) on January 28, 2023

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 26, 2023

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 22, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 21, 2023

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Amina (Guest) on January 17, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 14, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 13, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Nyota (Guest) on December 22, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Abdillah (Guest) on December 20, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Neema (Guest) on December 14, 2022

😄 Too good!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 10, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 7, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Fadhila (Guest) on November 29, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 24, 2022

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Majid (Guest) on November 15, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Fadhila (Guest) on November 1, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 30, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

John Lissu (Guest) on October 30, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Shabani (Guest) on October 30, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 27, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Salima (Guest) on October 8, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 28, 2022

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 27, 2022

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Chum (Guest) on September 21, 2022

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 20, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Jamal (Guest) on September 7, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 3, 2022

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 2, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 14, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mwanais (Guest) on August 13, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 26, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Amani (Guest) on July 24, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mhina (Guest) on July 8, 2022

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 26, 2022

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 20, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Sofia (Guest) on June 17, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 15, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Aziza (Guest) on June 10, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Kassim (Guest) on June 10, 2022

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Nashon (Guest) on May 26, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Makame (Guest) on May 18, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 15, 2022

😆 This one really got me!

Halima (Guest) on May 13, 2022

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 11, 2022

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 9, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!

Majid (Guest) on May 6, 2022

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 6, 2022

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 5, 2022

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Kazija (Guest) on April 19, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 17, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Fadhila (Guest) on April 15, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 14, 2022

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Yusuf (Guest) on April 8, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 29, 2022

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Nahida (Guest) on March 26, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 13, 2022

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 3, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳