Short Answer: Because he's afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Explanation: Elephants are known for their incredible size and strength, but they can also be afraid of small creatures like mice. In this funny scenario, the elephant's fear of the mouse prevents it from using the computer since a computer typically requires the use of a mouse or touchpad. The play on words between a computer mouse and a literal mouse adds a humorous twist to the riddle, making it light-hearted and entertaining. ๐คฃ๐ญ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 29, 2022
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Athumani (Guest) on October 14, 2022
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 11, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 6, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Sekela (Guest) on September 15, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Ndoto (Guest) on September 6, 2022
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 1, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 29, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
John Malisa (Guest) on August 27, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on August 18, 2022
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Kazija (Guest) on August 11, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Kahina (Guest) on August 6, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 27, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 23, 2022
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 13, 2022
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Fatuma (Guest) on July 9, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 4, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 1, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Yusra (Guest) on June 27, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 15, 2022
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on June 15, 2022
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 5, 2022
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Hekima (Guest) on May 23, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 18, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 18, 2022
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
James Mduma (Guest) on May 13, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 11, 2022
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 7, 2022
๐ Perfect joke!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 6, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Tambwe (Guest) on May 1, 2022
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 27, 2022
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 26, 2022
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Sofia (Guest) on April 10, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 26, 2022
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Rahma (Guest) on March 19, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 27, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Bahati (Guest) on February 25, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 23, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Kiza (Guest) on February 16, 2022
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 30, 2022
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 30, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 28, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 24, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 19, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 15, 2022
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Binti (Guest) on January 9, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 3, 2022
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Safiya (Guest) on December 31, 2021
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Kazija (Guest) on December 23, 2021
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Mwanais (Guest) on December 22, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Rukia (Guest) on December 19, 2021
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 12, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Omari (Guest) on December 11, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 6, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 30, 2021
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 28, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Mazrui (Guest) on November 24, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 21, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Umi (Guest) on November 19, 2021
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐