Why can’t the elephant use the computer?

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 29, 2022

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Athumani (Guest) on October 14, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 11, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 6, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Sekela (Guest) on September 15, 2022

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Ndoto (Guest) on September 6, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 1, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 29, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

John Malisa (Guest) on August 27, 2022

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Jafari (Guest) on August 18, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Kazija (Guest) on August 11, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Kahina (Guest) on August 6, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 27, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 23, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 13, 2022

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Fatuma (Guest) on July 9, 2022

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 4, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 1, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Yusra (Guest) on June 27, 2022

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 15, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mohamed (Guest) on June 15, 2022

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 5, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Hekima (Guest) on May 23, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 18, 2022

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 18, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

James Mduma (Guest) on May 13, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 11, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 7, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 6, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Tambwe (Guest) on May 1, 2022

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 27, 2022

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 26, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Sofia (Guest) on April 10, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 26, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Rahma (Guest) on March 19, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 27, 2022

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Bahati (Guest) on February 25, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 23, 2022

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Kiza (Guest) on February 16, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 30, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 30, 2022

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 28, 2022

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 24, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 19, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 15, 2022

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Binti (Guest) on January 9, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 3, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Safiya (Guest) on December 31, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Kazija (Guest) on December 23, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mwanais (Guest) on December 22, 2021

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Rukia (Guest) on December 19, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 12, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Omari (Guest) on December 11, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 6, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 30, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 28, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Mazrui (Guest) on November 24, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 21, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Umi (Guest) on November 19, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜