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Why couldnโ€™t the bicycle stand up?

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ˜„


Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ˜ด

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Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 23, 2022

What do you call a bear thatโ€™s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒง๏ธ

Rehema (Guest) on October 16, 2022

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ

Fatuma (Guest) on October 11, 2022

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 8, 2022

Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿค”

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 1, 2022

Why donโ€™t scientists trust stairs? Theyโ€™re always leading you up to something! ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿชœ

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 27, 2022

I could give up chocolate, but Iโ€™m not a quitter. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ’ช

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 26, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Azima (Guest) on September 18, 2022

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 18, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ˜‚

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 16, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜‚

Mchawi (Guest) on September 15, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโ€™re too young to smoke! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšญ

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 11, 2022

I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿท

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐Ÿ’”

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 5, 2022

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿงน

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 3, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โšฝ๐Ÿง 

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 19, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŽ‰

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 18, 2022

๐Ÿคฃ Didnโ€™t see it coming!

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 5, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿคฒ

Mgeni (Guest) on July 4, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 12, 2022

Whatโ€™s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฆœ

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 12, 2022

Iโ€™m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜‚

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 4, 2022

Why donโ€™t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ’‰

Mgeni (Guest) on May 31, 2022

๐Ÿ˜‚ Canโ€™t wait to share this!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 21, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโ€™m not so sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 19, 2022

๐Ÿ˜‚ This is a keeper!

Sumaya (Guest) on May 17, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ•บ

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 15, 2022

Why donโ€™t vampires like garlic? Itโ€™s a pain in the neck! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง„

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 11, 2022

Iโ€™m not late. Iโ€™m just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 9, 2022

Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅต

Neema (Guest) on May 9, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 30, 2022

My alone time is for everyoneโ€™s safety. ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿ˜…

Kheri (Guest) on April 30, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ˜œ

Aziza (Guest) on April 14, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโ€™m doing. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด

Zakaria (Guest) on April 9, 2022

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m seriously crying over here!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 31, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 31, 2022

Iโ€™m not arguing, Iโ€™m just explaining why Iโ€™m right. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 26, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mjaka (Guest) on March 23, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ˜

Jamal (Guest) on March 19, 2022

๐Ÿ˜„ Perfect joke!

Habiba (Guest) on March 8, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐Ÿ‘ โšฝ

James Malima (Guest) on March 2, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesnโ€™t work? A canโ€™t opener! ๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿšซ

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 2, 2022

๐Ÿ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 23, 2022

I donโ€™t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโ€™t even know you.' Weโ€™ve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜†

Sarafina (Guest) on February 21, 2022

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโ€™re transparent! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿคฅ

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 19, 2022

Iโ€™m on a whiskey diet. Iโ€™ve lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ˜‚

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 15, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“

Umi (Guest) on February 8, 2022

Why donโ€™t oysters donate to charity? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ’ฐ

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 7, 2022

๐Ÿ˜‚ I havenโ€™t laughed this hard in a while!

Shamim (Guest) on February 5, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please donโ€™t make me prove it. โ˜•โค๏ธ

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 29, 2022

๐Ÿ˜„ You got me!

Salma (Guest) on January 25, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโ€”it fixes everything. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜‚

Aziza (Guest) on January 18, 2022

I donโ€™t suffer from insanityโ€”I enjoy every minute of it. ๐Ÿคชโณ

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 16, 2022

Iโ€™ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 13, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿชฎ

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 12, 2022

Iโ€™m not weird, Iโ€™m limited edition. ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ˜œ

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 9, 2022

Iโ€™m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 6, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ™

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 26, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿค’

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 26, 2021

Calories donโ€™t count if you eat with friends. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 25, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป

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