Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?

Zuhura (Guest) on October 14, 2022

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 1, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Abdillah (Guest) on September 28, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 23, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 5, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on August 11, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Issa (Guest) on August 8, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Mjaka (Guest) on August 8, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Selemani (Guest) on August 8, 2022

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

John Mushi (Guest) on August 4, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mzee (Guest) on July 29, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Nchi (Guest) on July 15, 2022

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Hashim (Guest) on July 14, 2022

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 11, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 10, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 8, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 5, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 4, 2022

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Fadhila (Guest) on June 30, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Rashid (Guest) on June 29, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 26, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Salum (Guest) on June 15, 2022

😂 This is too funny!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 13, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Nahida (Guest) on June 4, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 24, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 20, 2022

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Makame (Guest) on May 3, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 28, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

George Tenga (Guest) on April 27, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Athumani (Guest) on April 18, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 15, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Kahina (Guest) on April 14, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 8, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Zakaria (Guest) on March 29, 2022

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Rubea (Guest) on March 27, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 25, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 16, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 14, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 14, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Zubeida (Guest) on March 13, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mhina (Guest) on March 3, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 27, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 26, 2022

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Makame (Guest) on February 19, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 14, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 13, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 5, 2022

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on January 25, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!

Habiba (Guest) on January 17, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Halima (Guest) on January 16, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 4, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 20, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 14, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 10, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 1, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Nchi (Guest) on November 29, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Mariam (Guest) on November 19, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 7, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Nashon (Guest) on November 4, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖