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Why didnโ€™t the oven go to college?

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Short answer:
Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜‰


Explanation:
This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Halimah (Guest) on December 10, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐Ÿคฃ

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 6, 2022

Iโ€™m definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐Ÿ˜„

Mchuma (Guest) on December 6, 2022

Why couldnโ€™t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘€

Salum (Guest) on November 30, 2022

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ก

Jamal (Guest) on November 25, 2022

This joke just made my dayโ€”hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 22, 2022

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿ˜ด

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 21, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒ™

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 19, 2022

Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿค”

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 18, 2022

Running late is my cardio. ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ

Rashid (Guest) on November 8, 2022

Why donโ€™t you write with a broken pencil? Because itโ€™s pointless! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 4, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช

Halima (Guest) on October 26, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฐ

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 25, 2022

๐Ÿคฃ Didnโ€™t see that coming!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 7, 2022

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโ€™re always stuffed! ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Why donโ€™t eggs tell jokes? Theyโ€™d crack each other up! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿคฃ

Zainab (Guest) on October 2, 2022

๐Ÿ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 28, 2022

If stress burned calories, Iโ€™d be a supermodel. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜…

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Fatuma (Guest) on September 15, 2022

๐Ÿคฃ This joke just made my whole day!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 15, 2022

This joke is too funny, Iโ€™m sharing it with everyone! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Masika (Guest) on September 14, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโ€™m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚

Tambwe (Guest) on September 13, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒพ

Yusuf (Guest) on September 11, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ›„๐Ÿ’ช

Hamida (Guest) on September 6, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ค

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 5, 2022

๐Ÿ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!

Chum (Guest) on September 5, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’ณ

Wande (Guest) on September 5, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐Ÿคฃ

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 4, 2022

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐Ÿงฆโ›ณ

Furaha (Guest) on September 2, 2022

Iโ€™d rather be someoneโ€™s shot of whiskey than everyoneโ€™s cup of tea. ๐Ÿฅƒโ˜•

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 30, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโ€™re too young to smoke! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšญ

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 30, 2022

I donโ€™t suffer from insanityโ€”I enjoy every minute of it. ๐Ÿคชโณ

Mchawi (Guest) on August 28, 2022

I havenโ€™t lost my mind. Itโ€™s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿคฏ

Zubeida (Guest) on August 25, 2022

Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿค”

Mhina (Guest) on August 25, 2022

Iโ€™ve got to remember this one for later! ๐Ÿ˜†

Mazrui (Guest) on August 24, 2022

๐Ÿ˜„ Nailed it!

Jamila (Guest) on August 21, 2022

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite letter? You think itโ€™s R, but it be the C! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ

Abdillah (Guest) on August 11, 2022

Dear sleep, Iโ€™m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’”

George Mallya (Guest) on August 3, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 30, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 15, 2022

Whatโ€™s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฆœ

Jabir (Guest) on July 12, 2022

Iโ€™ve got to save this one, too funny! ๐Ÿ˜†

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 27, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿค”

Issa (Guest) on June 25, 2022

Iโ€™m not late. Iโ€™m just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 25, 2022

You know youโ€™re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰

Sharifa (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿ˜…

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 15, 2022

Hilarious! This oneโ€™s going into my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜„

Omari (Guest) on June 12, 2022

๐Ÿ˜‚ I need to save this one forever!

Rabia (Guest) on June 10, 2022

Money canโ€™t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ธ

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 7, 2022

I donโ€™t trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคฃ

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 30, 2022

Why canโ€™t you trust stairs? Because theyโ€™re always up to something! ๐Ÿ›—๐Ÿค”

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 27, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Shabani (Guest) on May 14, 2022

๐Ÿ˜„ What a joke!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 13, 2022

I donโ€™t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 12, 2022

Iโ€™m not lazy, Iโ€™m on energy-saving mode. ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ”‹

Daudi (Guest) on May 12, 2022

๐Ÿ˜ This made my day!

Rabia (Guest) on May 6, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† Bookmarking this!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 5, 2022

Why donโ€™t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐Ÿ”๏ธโ„๏ธ

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 19, 2022

Iโ€™m on a whiskey diet. Iโ€™ve lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ˜‚

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 23, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

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