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Zakia
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Sep 8, 2022
๐ That punchline was epic!
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Salima
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
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Masika
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 29, 2022
๐ Totally hilarious!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 27, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Zainab
Guest
May 21, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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Mgeni
Guest
May 15, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
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Azima
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
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Maida
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Juma
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
