Why was the turkey arrested?

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 29, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Kiza (Guest) on October 13, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 11, 2022

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 10, 2022

😁 This is gold!

Azima (Guest) on October 5, 2022

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Kazija (Guest) on October 4, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Tambwe (Guest) on October 2, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Amani (Guest) on September 27, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 13, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Nuru (Guest) on September 1, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 25, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Rahma (Guest) on August 13, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

Selemani (Guest) on August 11, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 11, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 8, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 5, 2022

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 22, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 13, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 11, 2022

😄 You got me!

Faiza (Guest) on July 4, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Issa (Guest) on July 3, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Sarafina (Guest) on June 27, 2022

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 26, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 13, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 11, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 27, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

John Kamande (Guest) on May 18, 2022

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 16, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 11, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 7, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Nuru (Guest) on May 1, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Farida (Guest) on April 23, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Abubakari (Guest) on April 22, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 11, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 10, 2022

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Amir (Guest) on April 7, 2022

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 29, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Zubeida (Guest) on March 29, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 19, 2022

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 19, 2022

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 18, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Ndoto (Guest) on March 17, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Farida (Guest) on March 14, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 14, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mwanais (Guest) on March 12, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Nyota (Guest) on February 21, 2022

😄 What a joke!

Zulekha (Guest) on February 15, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Khatib (Guest) on February 13, 2022

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 4, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 29, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 19, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2022

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Hawa (Guest) on January 13, 2022

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 8, 2022

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Hekima (Guest) on December 23, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 18, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 15, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Masika (Guest) on December 14, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 13, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗