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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 13, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
😁 This is gold!
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Azima
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Amani
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 25, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
😄 You got me!
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 27, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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John Kamande
Guest
May 18, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 16, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 11, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 7, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Farida
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Ndoto
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Farida
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
😄 What a joke!
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Masika
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
