Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_7d874d78f20c3d820fa98254df7fd85a, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/sidebar.php on line 18

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/sidebar.php on line 18

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_7d874d78f20c3d820fa98254df7fd85a, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/right_sidebar.php on line 13

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/right_sidebar.php on line 13
Sidebar with Floating Button
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_7d874d78f20c3d820fa98254df7fd85a, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/top_menu.php on line 10

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/top_menu.php on line 10
AckySHINE Katoliki
☰
AckyShine
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_7d874d78f20c3d820fa98254df7fd85a, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line 4

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line 4

Mvua zazua kasheshe! Soma hii..

Featured Image

Baba- : Halloo mke wangu.. yaani ni shida sitaweza kurudi nyumban, daraja limevunjika na kutoka morogoro kurudi dar haiwezekani
MAMA:- Mme wangu morogoro ulienda bila kuniaga! ?
BABA:- Ilikuwa ni ghafla sana mke wangu sikuweza kukwambia
MAMA:- kha! Sasa watoto nani atawaangalia
BABA:- Unasemaje! We uko wapi kwan
MAMA:- Niko bagamoyo na daraja limeondolewa na maji sitaweza kurudi.
BABA:- Unasemaje we mwanamke.. nakwambia nikukute nyumban ndani ya dk 15
Baada ya dk 15 Baba kafika nyumban.
MAMA:- Haya umefkaje kutoka morogoro?
BABA:- Nimepewa lift na helkopta ya Mbowe..

Kama umeipenda shea na rfiki zakooo…..

AckySHINE Solutions

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_7d874d78f20c3d820fa98254df7fd85a, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line 4

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line 4

Comments

Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 26, 2020

Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🀣

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 20, 2020

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 23, 2020

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 17, 2020

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 29, 2020

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 13, 2020

Umesema kweli! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

John Lissu (Guest) on February 27, 2020

πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 22, 2020

Hii ni ya maana sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Maulid (Guest) on December 3, 2019

Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! πŸ˜†

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 21, 2019

Hii imenibamba sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 14, 2019

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 7, 2019

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! πŸ˜„πŸ˜†

Nahida (Guest) on October 21, 2019

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! πŸ˜†

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 12, 2019

πŸ˜„ Umenishika vizuri!

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 25, 2019

Nimeipenda hii joke! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 19, 2019

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 15, 2019

Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🀣

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 13, 2019

Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 3, 2019

πŸ˜† Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 4, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 14, 2019

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ€£

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 31, 2019

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha watu! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 18, 2019

Hii ni joke ya kipekee! πŸ€£πŸ‘Œ

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 18, 2019

πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 13, 2019

Nimefurahia sana hii! πŸ˜…πŸ˜Š

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 8, 2019

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! πŸ˜†πŸ‘Œ

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 4, 2019

🀣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Hashim (Guest) on March 18, 2019

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 7, 2019

πŸ˜‚ Nacheka hadi nalia!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 16, 2019

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 2, 2019

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Issack (Guest) on December 24, 2018

πŸ˜„ Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 22, 2018

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 9, 2018

Nimefurahia hii sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Jamal (Guest) on August 15, 2018

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! πŸ˜‚

Zakia (Guest) on August 14, 2018

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! β˜•πŸ˜†

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 22, 2018

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ˜†

James Kimani (Guest) on July 21, 2018

Nimefurahia sana hii joke! πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 14, 2018

πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ˜…πŸ€£

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 13, 2018

Hii ni bomba sana! πŸ€£πŸ‘

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 3, 2018

πŸ˜†πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 25, 2018

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

George Mallya (Guest) on May 12, 2018

πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 5, 2018

πŸ˜‚ Lazima nihifadhi hii!

Sarafina (Guest) on May 1, 2018

🀣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

Hawa (Guest) on April 12, 2018

Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 18, 2018

Napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 19, 2018

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

David Chacha (Guest) on January 10, 2018

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! πŸ˜„

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 9, 2018

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 27, 2017

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji hii!

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 26, 2017

πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ‘

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 17, 2017

Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sanaβ€”imebamba! 🀣

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 15, 2017

Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Zulekha (Guest) on November 14, 2017

🀣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 13, 2017

🀣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 9, 2017

Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 23, 2017

🀣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!

James Malima (Guest) on August 12, 2017

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 11, 2017

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Related Posts

Chezea paka wewe, Angalia kilichomkuta huyu na paka wake

Chezea paka wewe, Angalia kilichomkuta huyu na paka wake

Jamaa alichukua paka wake na kwenda kumtupa
mbal,aliporudi nyumban alimkuta paka
amekwi... Read More

Kwa hiki kilichonikuta sitadanganya tena kuanzia leo

Kwa hiki kilichonikuta sitadanganya tena kuanzia leo

Juzi nikitoka church nilipanda kihiace na kulikuwa na mrembo mkali hujawahi kuona,kila kijana ali... Read More

Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Angalia hoja za baba na mama kila mmoja anadai ni wake

Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Angalia hoja za baba na mama kila mmoja anadai ni wake

Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani aka... Read More
Wachaga wana mambo mbele ya hela, angalia hii bili ilivyomchanganya MASSAWE

Wachaga wana mambo mbele ya hela, angalia hii bili ilivyomchanganya MASSAWE

MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akal... Read More

Hii kazi kweli kweli, Ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?

Hii kazi kweli kweli, Ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?

UNATOKA SEBULENI UNAENDA ZAKO CHOONI UNAINGIA TU HIVI GHAFLA UNAKUTANA NA MZIGO MKUBWA WA... Read More

Mme amemfuma fundi wa kitanda na mke wake, cheki walichokua wanafanya

Mme amemfuma fundi wa kitanda na mke wake, cheki walichokua wanafanya

Kuna mama mmoja ameolewa na wanapendana sana na mmeo. siku moja mme wake alisafiri kikazi (safari... Read More

Januari kweli ngumu, soma hii

Januari kweli ngumu, soma hii

Januari kweli kiboko

Hii january sabuni za kuogea ni zile za kuoshea vyombo, yani u... Read More

Breaking news

Breaking news

Breaking news πŸ’₯

Watu wasiojulikana wamevamia jengo lisilojulikana na

Kufanya ... Read More

Hii ndiyo bongo sasa!!

Hii ndiyo bongo sasa!!

Hii ndio Bongo

Ilikuwa Ijumaa mida ya saa 10 jioni, mzee mmoja aliingia na kibinti kizuri k... Read More

Baada ya kumkuta mwanamme mwingine chumbani kwake na mke wake cheki huyu anachokifanya

Baada ya kumkuta mwanamme mwingine chumbani kwake na mke wake cheki huyu anachokifanya

NAKUA(BABA) karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi,
DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumba... Read More

Huu ndio Umuhimu wa English katika mapenzi

Huu ndio Umuhimu wa English katika mapenzi

HUU NDO UMUHIMU WA ENGLISH KATIKA MAPENZI

jaribu kumwita mpenzi wako "my sweet potato" a... Read More

Mshahara usiobadilika

Mshahara usiobadilika

PAMOJA NA HALI NGUMU YA UCHUMI NCHINI HUWEZI AMINI MSHAHARA WA DHAMBI HAUJABADILIKA HATA ... Read More


Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_7d874d78f20c3d820fa98254df7fd85a, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/bottom_menu.php on line 3

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/bottom_menu.php on line 3