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Rehema
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 23, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
😅 I needed that!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Nuru
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
🤣 This one got me good!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Issack
Guest
May 26, 2021
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 24, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 23, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 19, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 16, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 13, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 5, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 5, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Maida
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Halima
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Tabu
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
