How did the boy react when his turtle died?

Rehema (Guest) on December 14, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 25, 2021

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 23, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 8, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Rahma (Guest) on October 7, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 3, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 23, 2021

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Jabir (Guest) on September 18, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 18, 2021

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Khamis (Guest) on September 16, 2021

😅 I needed that!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 15, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 14, 2021

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Zakia (Guest) on September 14, 2021

😆 Bookmarking this!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 14, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mazrui (Guest) on September 13, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 9, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Omar (Guest) on September 8, 2021

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 5, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 5, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Nuru (Guest) on August 31, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 23, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 12, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Mchawi (Guest) on August 1, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Hashim (Guest) on July 15, 2021

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 12, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 6, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Khatib (Guest) on July 4, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Mohamed (Guest) on July 2, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 26, 2021

🤣 This one got me good!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 14, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 11, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 2, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Issack (Guest) on May 26, 2021

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 24, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 23, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 19, 2021

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 16, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 13, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 5, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 5, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Jaffar (Guest) on April 28, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Maida (Guest) on April 15, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 8, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Sekela (Guest) on April 8, 2021

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Halima (Guest) on April 5, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Zubeida (Guest) on March 30, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Maneno (Guest) on March 27, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 14, 2021

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 12, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Josephine (Guest) on March 12, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 11, 2021

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 27, 2021

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 19, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 18, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Tabu (Guest) on February 12, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 12, 2021

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 7, 2021

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 31, 2021

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 24, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍