How do monsters tell their fortunes?

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 17, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 3, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 22, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 11, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 9, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 8, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Raha (Guest) on October 3, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Warda (Guest) on September 9, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Rahim (Guest) on September 2, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 31, 2021

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 30, 2021

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 26, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Biashara (Guest) on August 25, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 25, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 15, 2021

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 12, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 2, 2021

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Zawadi (Guest) on August 1, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 30, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 12, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 2, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Zainab (Guest) on June 26, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 22, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 14, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 1, 2021

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Khadija (Guest) on May 28, 2021

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 23, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 20, 2021

😄 Too good!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 13, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Juma (Guest) on May 11, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Salma (Guest) on May 10, 2021

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Bahati (Guest) on May 7, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 2, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 30, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Rabia (Guest) on April 29, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 24, 2021

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 17, 2021

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 16, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Zakia (Guest) on April 12, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 7, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 1, 2021

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 10, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 3, 2021

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Chum (Guest) on February 22, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Halimah (Guest) on February 18, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 12, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 27, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 20, 2021

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 6, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 20, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 18, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 7, 2020

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 5, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 2, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 1, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 27, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Rukia (Guest) on November 21, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Abdullah (Guest) on November 21, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 10, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚