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How does the Easter Bunny travel?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: The Easter Bunny travels by hopping on a magical ๐ฐ carrot-powered jetpack! ๐
Explanation: Instead of relying on traditional modes of transportation, like cars or planes, the Easter Bunny takes advantage of a whimsical jetpack fueled by magical carrots. This allows the bunny to zip through the sky, delivering Easter goodies to children all around the world with speed, style, and a touch of magic! ๐ฅโจ
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