What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Azima (Guest) on August 14, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 14, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Rukia (Guest) on August 7, 2021

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 4, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 31, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 29, 2021

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 22, 2021

😄 You got me!

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 10, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 10, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

James Malima (Guest) on July 5, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Kiza (Guest) on July 2, 2021

🤣 This one got me good!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 20, 2021

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 17, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Asha (Guest) on June 13, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 3, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Tambwe (Guest) on May 28, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 28, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Baraka (Guest) on May 20, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 17, 2021

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 16, 2021

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 13, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 12, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Husna (Guest) on May 8, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 8, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Amani (Guest) on May 7, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 17, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 14, 2021

😄 Perfect joke!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Khalifa (Guest) on March 22, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 9, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 1, 2021

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Shamsa (Guest) on February 22, 2021

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Kheri (Guest) on February 20, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 19, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Rahim (Guest) on February 16, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Hekima (Guest) on February 15, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 15, 2021

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 8, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 3, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 26, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on January 22, 2021

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 20, 2021

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Kassim (Guest) on January 20, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Issack (Guest) on January 7, 2021

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Husna (Guest) on January 6, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 1, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Ahmed (Guest) on January 1, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 24, 2020

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Mariam (Guest) on December 20, 2020

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 13, 2020

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

John Lissu (Guest) on December 10, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 9, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 27, 2020

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 26, 2020

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 20, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 5, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Issack (Guest) on September 22, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Shamsa (Guest) on September 8, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 1, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨