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Rose Lowassa
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Nov 9, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Amani
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Sep 20, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Farida
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 5, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
😄 You got me!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Nahida
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Jun 19, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Issa
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 27, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 27, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 27, 2021
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 12, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 7, 2021
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Janet Sumaye
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Mar 31, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Sofia
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
