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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ž
A jumbo dialer! ๐Ÿคฃ


Explanation:
This playful riddle uses a pun on the word "jumbo," which is a common term used to describe elephants due to their large size. By combining it with "dialer," a term related to using a phone, we create a funny image of an elephant trying to fit into a tiny phone booth and using the phone. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected wordplay. So, next time you see a phone booth, just imagine a jumbo dialer inside! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ž

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Khalifa (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Iโ€™ve had my patience tested. Iโ€™m negative. ๐Ÿ˜œโณ

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 6, 2021

๐Ÿ˜„ You got me good!

Maneno (Guest) on September 1, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 30, 2021

๐Ÿ˜„ Pure comedy gold!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 2, 2021

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 29, 2021

I'd agree with you, but then weโ€™d both be wrong. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 27, 2021

๐Ÿ˜… I needed that!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 21, 2021

๐Ÿ˜„ This is pure brilliance!

Athumani (Guest) on July 17, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฏ

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 8, 2021

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜ด

Kassim (Guest) on June 7, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโ€™t laugh at yourself, call meโ€”Iโ€™ll laugh at you. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“ž

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 3, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆท

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 29, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

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๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m bookmarking this for later!

Issack (Guest) on May 7, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿคฃ

Salma (Guest) on April 14, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐Ÿ”‘๐ŸงŠ

Rahma (Guest) on April 7, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 6, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ This joke just made my day!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 6, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ”‹

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 4, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“ž

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 3, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ”‹

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Why donโ€™t crabs give to charity? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ’ฐ

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Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž

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If weโ€™re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐Ÿง€๐ŸŒ™

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 27, 2021

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 26, 2021

You know youโ€™re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

Rehema (Guest) on March 20, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿค’

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I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’–

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If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโ€™d be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ต

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 23, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ 

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 19, 2021

Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 5, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿง 

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 2, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐Ÿ˜

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 30, 2021

๐Ÿ˜† Canโ€™t stop laughing!

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Whatโ€™s a cowโ€™s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŽฅ

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 5, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿคฃ

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How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐Ÿช๐ŸŽ‰

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I don't sweatโ€”I sparkle! โœจ๐Ÿ˜…

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 21, 2020

Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐Ÿ“Œ

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 19, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ค

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Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‘น

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Iโ€™m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost two days. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐Ÿงฆโ›ณ

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Why donโ€™t scientists trust stairs? Theyโ€™re always leading you up to something! ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿชœ

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Why couldnโ€™t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ˜…

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Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ˜•

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšง

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Why canโ€™t you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโ€™ll let it go! ๐ŸŽˆโ„๏ธ

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I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ต

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿงน

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This joke just made my dayโ€”hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ

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Iโ€™m not late. Iโ€™m just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿค”

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Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโ€™t tried chocolate. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚

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