Dracula's favorite fruit is a π©Έπ"Bloody Apple"! π§ββοΈπ
Explanation: Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! π§ββοΈπ₯³π
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 18, 2021
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Bahati (Guest) on October 7, 2021
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Habiba (Guest) on October 4, 2021
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 23, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 13, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 10, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 8, 2021
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 7, 2021
π Bookmarking this!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 4, 2021
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 2, 2021
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 31, 2021
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 30, 2021
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Abubakari (Guest) on August 21, 2021
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
James Mduma (Guest) on August 20, 2021
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 14, 2021
π Still cracking up!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 28, 2021
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 24, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 7, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 7, 2021
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 3, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 30, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 26, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 17, 2021
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Mwanais (Guest) on June 13, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 29, 2021
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 25, 2021
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Furaha (Guest) on May 18, 2021
π That punchline was epic!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 17, 2021
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 12, 2021
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 2, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 27, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Salum (Guest) on April 26, 2021
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Azima (Guest) on April 25, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 12, 2021
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Mashaka (Guest) on March 28, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 26, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 23, 2021
π This is pure brilliance!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 23, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Jafari (Guest) on March 19, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 9, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Mchawi (Guest) on March 8, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Asha (Guest) on March 2, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Khatib (Guest) on March 2, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Nassar (Guest) on February 19, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 13, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 29, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 18, 2021
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Nassor (Guest) on January 14, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Fadhili (Guest) on January 13, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Zawadi (Guest) on December 30, 2020
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 28, 2020
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Mjaka (Guest) on December 25, 2020
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 24, 2020
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Mariam (Guest) on December 23, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 19, 2020
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 15, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 24, 2020
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 17, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π