Ann Awino (Guest) on November 8, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 31, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 26, 2021

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 24, 2021

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 23, 2021

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 20, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 14, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 13, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 10, 2021

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mchuma (Guest) on September 25, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 31, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 26, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Furaha (Guest) on August 13, 2021

😄 Nailed it!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 9, 2021

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Nassor (Guest) on August 2, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 27, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Jabir (Guest) on July 24, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 24, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Fikiri (Guest) on June 26, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 24, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Hamida (Guest) on June 11, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 7, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Jafari (Guest) on May 22, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Fadhila (Guest) on May 18, 2021

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Rabia (Guest) on May 17, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 8, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 6, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

John Mushi (Guest) on April 19, 2021

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Nasra (Guest) on April 14, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 10, 2021

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 9, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 5, 2021

😁 Best laugh of the day!

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 29, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 29, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 27, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 24, 2021

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 12, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 10, 2021

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 1, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 9, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 8, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Fatuma (Guest) on February 6, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 18, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Abdillah (Guest) on December 16, 2020

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Shamsa (Guest) on December 10, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 9, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Umi (Guest) on November 8, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 5, 2020

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 2, 2020

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 28, 2020

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 13, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 12, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 12, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 5, 2020

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Baraka (Guest) on October 1, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 18, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Hamida (Guest) on September 15, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 25, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

John Mushi (Guest) on August 21, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Yusra (Guest) on August 21, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞