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Yusra
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Amina
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Leila
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Victor Kimario
Guest
May 29, 2021
🤣 This one got me good!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 28, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 26, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Shani
Guest
May 25, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 19, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mjaka
Guest
May 17, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 16, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 10, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Salum
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Issack
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Wande
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Amir
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
