What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?

Khamis (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 17, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Rukia (Guest) on October 9, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Habiba (Guest) on October 9, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 6, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Biashara (Guest) on September 28, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 22, 2021

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

George Tenga (Guest) on September 14, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Issa (Guest) on September 9, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 7, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 22, 2021

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 15, 2021

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Biashara (Guest) on August 11, 2021

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Omari (Guest) on August 10, 2021

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Raha (Guest) on August 9, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 4, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 3, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Chiku (Guest) on July 13, 2021

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Daudi (Guest) on July 7, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 5, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 29, 2021

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Rashid (Guest) on June 28, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 23, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 21, 2021

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Mjaka (Guest) on June 11, 2021

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 9, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 6, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 18, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Kiza (Guest) on May 18, 2021

😅 I’m still cracking up!

John Mushi (Guest) on May 16, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 14, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 30, 2021

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 18, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

James Malima (Guest) on April 18, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Hawa (Guest) on April 8, 2021

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Rehema (Guest) on April 6, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Kazija (Guest) on March 17, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 17, 2021

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Khamis (Guest) on March 15, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Salma (Guest) on March 7, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 4, 2021

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 12, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 24, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 23, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 18, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 30, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 27, 2020

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Kahina (Guest) on December 8, 2020

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 2, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 29, 2020

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Bakari (Guest) on November 25, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Selemani (Guest) on November 24, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

James Malima (Guest) on November 17, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 14, 2020

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 10, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Shukuru (Guest) on November 8, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Daudi (Guest) on October 31, 2020

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 24, 2020

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓