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Khamis
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Biashara
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Omari
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Daudi
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 18, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Kiza
Guest
May 18, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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John Mushi
Guest
May 16, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 14, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Salma
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Kahina
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
