What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 1, 2022

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Mchuma (Guest) on December 31, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 28, 2021

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Zulekha (Guest) on December 27, 2021

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 6, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 4, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Chiku (Guest) on November 29, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Sumaya (Guest) on November 25, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 20, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 18, 2021

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 10, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 6, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Fatuma (Guest) on November 2, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 19, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Rashid (Guest) on October 11, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on October 9, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 6, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 5, 2021

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 30, 2021

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mwanais (Guest) on September 30, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 25, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 21, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Shamim (Guest) on September 20, 2021

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 16, 2021

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 14, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Biashara (Guest) on September 9, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Hawa (Guest) on September 3, 2021

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 29, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

David Chacha (Guest) on August 28, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Arifa (Guest) on August 19, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 12, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 9, 2021

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Mchuma (Guest) on August 3, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2021

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 28, 2021

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 16, 2021

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 5, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Asha (Guest) on June 30, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 29, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 21, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 30, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 22, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Ndoto (Guest) on May 20, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Maimuna (Guest) on May 3, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Hamida (Guest) on May 1, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 23, 2021

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 8, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 5, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 1, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Rubea (Guest) on March 30, 2021

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 27, 2021

😁 This just made my day!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 26, 2021

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Khadija (Guest) on March 24, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Fadhila (Guest) on March 24, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Khadija (Guest) on March 16, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 3, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Issa (Guest) on February 21, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 1, 2021

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 1, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 28, 2021

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆