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Oct 21, 2021
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Daudi
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Oct 14, 2021
π Canβt stop laughing!
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Oct 13, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
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Charles Wafula
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Oct 10, 2021
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
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Majid
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Oct 7, 2021
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Francis Mtangi
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Oct 5, 2021
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Abubakari
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Sep 18, 2021
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Kassim
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Sep 18, 2021
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Mwajuma
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Sep 17, 2021
π Pure comedy gold!
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Anna Kibwana
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Sep 17, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
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Abdillah
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Sep 15, 2021
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Sharon Kibiru
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Sep 14, 2021
π What a joke!
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Lydia Mutheu
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Sep 13, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
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Nassor
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Sep 12, 2021
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
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Abubakar
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Sep 8, 2021
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
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Nchi
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Sep 3, 2021
π Rolling on the floor!
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Warda
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Aug 22, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Irene Akoth
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Aug 15, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
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Lucy Mushi
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Aug 9, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
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Kijakazi
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Aug 3, 2021
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
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Betty Akinyi
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Jul 19, 2021
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
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Michael Mboya
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Jul 18, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Jul 16, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
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Hashim
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Jul 14, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
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Betty Akinyi
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Jul 12, 2021
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jun 30, 2021
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
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Mary Sokoine
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Jun 23, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
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Muslima
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Jun 7, 2021
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
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Tabitha Okumu
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Jun 4, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
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Mary Mrope
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May 16, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
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Lucy Mahiga
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May 12, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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Janet Sumaye
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May 3, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
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Amina
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Apr 23, 2021
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
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Abdillah
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Apr 20, 2021
π€£ This joke is too good!
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Lucy Kimotho
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Apr 18, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
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Nchi
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Apr 15, 2021
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
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James Kawawa
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Apr 10, 2021
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Alice Jebet
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Apr 5, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π
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Mwinyi
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Mar 27, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
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Jafari
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Mar 22, 2021
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Mar 19, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
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Patrick Kidata
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Mar 17, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
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Andrew Mchome
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Mar 13, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
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Mwanaidha
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Mar 10, 2021
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Amina
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Feb 28, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
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Halimah
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Feb 28, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
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Mwafirika
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Feb 27, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
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David Chacha
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Feb 24, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Feb 22, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
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Arifa
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Feb 18, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
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James Mduma
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Feb 8, 2021
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π
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Lydia Mutheu
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Jan 9, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
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Paul Ndomba
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Jan 3, 2021
π You totally won the internet today!
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Jan 2, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
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Patrick Kidata
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Jan 1, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
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Alice Wanjiru
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Dec 30, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Rubea
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Dec 20, 2020
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
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Stephen Malecela
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Dec 11, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
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Raphael Okoth
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Nov 23, 2020
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
