Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 9, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mjaka (Guest) on November 30, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 21, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Chum (Guest) on November 8, 2021

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 8, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Maneno (Guest) on October 25, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 20, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Mohamed (Guest) on October 20, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 20, 2021

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 19, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 29, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Umi (Guest) on September 25, 2021

😁 This made my day!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 23, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Athumani (Guest) on September 22, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 6, 2021

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 6, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 28, 2021

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 24, 2021

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 22, 2021

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Zulekha (Guest) on July 31, 2021

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 16, 2021

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Jafari (Guest) on July 2, 2021

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 27, 2021

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Nashon (Guest) on June 21, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Bakari (Guest) on June 20, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 20, 2021

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 6, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 5, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 2, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 30, 2021

😆 That punchline!

John Malisa (Guest) on May 28, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 28, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Salum (Guest) on May 28, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 22, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 20, 2021

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 9, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Ahmed (Guest) on May 5, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 29, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 25, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 25, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 24, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

John Lissu (Guest) on April 20, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 14, 2021

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Halima (Guest) on March 30, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 29, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 29, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 27, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Ahmed (Guest) on March 21, 2021

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Furaha (Guest) on March 21, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Zubeida (Guest) on March 21, 2021

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Azima (Guest) on March 18, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 8, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 16, 2021

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 4, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 25, 2021

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Hamida (Guest) on January 21, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 20, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Maulid (Guest) on January 13, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 8, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝