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Paul Kamau
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Jan 13, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Maida
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Halima
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Maneno
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Salum
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 27, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Salum
Guest
May 24, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 23, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Tabu
Guest
May 16, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Nchi
Guest
May 10, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 7, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 3, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Binti
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Issack
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
