Which school supply is king of the classroom?

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 13, 2022

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 9, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 28, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Rashid (Guest) on December 24, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Furaha (Guest) on December 22, 2021

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Josephine (Guest) on December 19, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Maida (Guest) on December 17, 2021

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Hashim (Guest) on December 8, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 7, 2021

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Rahim (Guest) on December 7, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 26, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 25, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 20, 2021

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Bakari (Guest) on November 15, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Furaha (Guest) on November 2, 2021

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 31, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 21, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 12, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 8, 2021

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 4, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 12, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Arifa (Guest) on August 30, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Kassim (Guest) on August 29, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 18, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Halima (Guest) on July 31, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Maneno (Guest) on July 30, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Jamal (Guest) on July 29, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 28, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Mzee (Guest) on July 28, 2021

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 28, 2021

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 27, 2021

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 19, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 12, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Jamila (Guest) on June 30, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 30, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 29, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Salum (Guest) on June 25, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Mzee (Guest) on June 23, 2021

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 13, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 10, 2021

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Rabia (Guest) on June 2, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 27, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Salum (Guest) on May 24, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 23, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Tabu (Guest) on May 16, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Nchi (Guest) on May 10, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 7, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 3, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 30, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Binti (Guest) on April 22, 2021

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 20, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Ali (Guest) on April 18, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 15, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Jaffar (Guest) on April 14, 2021

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Issack (Guest) on April 6, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 4, 2021

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 1, 2021

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 31, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 25, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂