Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 23, 2021

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on December 14, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 6, 2021

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 2, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 28, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 27, 2021

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 21, 2021

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 17, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 12, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 10, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 3, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

James Malima (Guest) on October 31, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Maneno (Guest) on October 27, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 12, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 10, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 7, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 7, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 5, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 2, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 15, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 6, 2021

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 4, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 3, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 3, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 2, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 26, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Asha (Guest) on August 26, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 25, 2021

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 15, 2021

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Habiba (Guest) on July 31, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

George Mallya (Guest) on July 28, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Ahmed (Guest) on July 21, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Jabir (Guest) on July 14, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Leila (Guest) on July 11, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 7, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Azima (Guest) on July 5, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Fadhila (Guest) on June 22, 2021

😄 Nailed it!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 22, 2021

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

George Mallya (Guest) on June 20, 2021

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 17, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 28, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Zakaria (Guest) on May 15, 2021

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Chum (Guest) on May 11, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 8, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

John Lissu (Guest) on May 2, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 24, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 24, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Maida (Guest) on April 20, 2021

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mwanais (Guest) on April 13, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 2, 2021

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Salma (Guest) on March 29, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 25, 2021

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 24, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Sekela (Guest) on March 23, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 17, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Nasra (Guest) on March 17, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Shamim (Guest) on March 9, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 7, 2021

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Shani (Guest) on March 2, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧