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Grace Mushi
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Aug 10, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
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Amina
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Aug 8, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Aug 8, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
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David Musyoka
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Aug 4, 2021
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
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Sofia
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Jul 30, 2021
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
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Paul Ndomba
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Jul 23, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
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Peter Mugendi
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Jul 19, 2021
π€£ This one got me good!
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
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Charles Mboje
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Jul 2, 2021
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
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Michael Onyango
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Jun 21, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 13, 2021
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
May 12, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
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Josephine Nduta
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May 8, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 3, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
May 1, 2021
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 1, 2021
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
π Too good!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
π Canβt stop laughing!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
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Husna
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
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David Chacha
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
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Azima
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 26, 2020
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
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Salma
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
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Omari
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
π Added to my favorites!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
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Makame
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
