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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Maida
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Halima
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 31, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Sumaya
Guest
May 29, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 14, 2021
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Athumani
Guest
May 11, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Kiza
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Husna
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Amina
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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Nassor
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Maimuna
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
