Why do bees have sticky hair?

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 19, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Furaha (Guest) on August 6, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 16, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Umi (Guest) on June 30, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Maida (Guest) on June 29, 2021

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 26, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Halima (Guest) on June 15, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 11, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 31, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Sumaya (Guest) on May 29, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 14, 2021

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Athumani (Guest) on May 11, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Shamsa (Guest) on April 24, 2021

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 15, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Bahati (Guest) on April 14, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 4, 2021

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 29, 2021

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Selemani (Guest) on March 21, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Yusra (Guest) on March 18, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Fadhili (Guest) on March 16, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Kiza (Guest) on March 14, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 12, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Kahina (Guest) on March 6, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 23, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 14, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 11, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 9, 2021

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 5, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 27, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 26, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 26, 2021

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 25, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Husna (Guest) on January 23, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Hawa (Guest) on January 21, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 18, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 17, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Amina (Guest) on January 16, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 12, 2021

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 11, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 10, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Nassor (Guest) on January 9, 2021

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 8, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 28, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Muslima (Guest) on December 24, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Zakia (Guest) on December 23, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Arifa (Guest) on December 6, 2020

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 1, 2020

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 30, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 29, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 27, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 25, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 20, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 20, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 17, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 11, 2020

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Maimuna (Guest) on November 2, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 18, 2020

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Aziza (Guest) on October 14, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️