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Why is the forest so noisy?

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Short Answer: Because the trees can't stop s-๐ŸŽตhakin' it off! ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŽถ


Explanation: The forest is so noisy because the trees are constantly swaying and rustling their leaves, as if they're dancing to their own beat. Just like Taylor Swift's catchy song "Shake It Off," the trees in the forest can't resist grooving to nature's rhythm, creating a symphony of sound. So, next time you're in the woods, remember to join the party and dance along with the noisy forest! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŽ‰

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Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 22, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฅ

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 6, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 27, 2021

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐Ÿฆ‰๐ŸŽฉ

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 11, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜‚

Sofia (Guest) on July 10, 2021

Donโ€™t make me adult today. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงธ

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 18, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜…

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 17, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿ’ก

Hamida (Guest) on June 14, 2021

๐Ÿคฃ Pure genius!

Wande (Guest) on June 6, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐Ÿ˜

Azima (Guest) on May 29, 2021

I canโ€™t adult today. Please donโ€™t make me adult. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงธ

Halimah (Guest) on May 24, 2021

๐Ÿคฃ This joke just made my whole day!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 14, 2021

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 2, 2021

Why donโ€™t oysters share their pearls? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ˜œ

Jabir (Guest) on May 2, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ…

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 24, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ˜

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 19, 2021

Why donโ€™t skeletons play music in church? Because they donโ€™t have organs! โ›ช๐ŸŽถ

Chum (Guest) on April 12, 2021

Monday should be optional. ๐Ÿ˜ดโณ

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 10, 2021

Iโ€™ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ถ

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 5, 2021

If you think nobody cares if youโ€™re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ต

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 1, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿงป

James Mduma (Guest) on March 29, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐Ÿงน๐ŸŽ‰

Khadija (Guest) on March 22, 2021

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’ณ

Jaffar (Guest) on March 22, 2021

Iโ€™d rather be someoneโ€™s shot of whiskey than everyoneโ€™s cup of tea. ๐Ÿฅƒโ˜•

James Malima (Guest) on March 21, 2021

๐Ÿ˜ƒ Mood instantly lifted!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 20, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ 

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 16, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹

Warda (Guest) on March 15, 2021

๐Ÿคฃ This joke is just too good!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 5, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโ€™t tried chocolate. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚

Maida (Guest) on March 3, 2021

I'd agree with you, but then weโ€™d both be wrong. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

John Malisa (Guest) on March 2, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ›„๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 1, 2021

Whatโ€™s a cowโ€™s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŽฅ

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 25, 2021

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐Ÿ˜…

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 15, 2021

If Cinderellaโ€™s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿค”

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 31, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ›๏ธ

Biashara (Guest) on January 30, 2021

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜ญ

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 7, 2021

๐Ÿ˜ This just made my day!

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 7, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 5, 2021

I donโ€™t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿ“œ

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 5, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ This is a keeper!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 2, 2021

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜‚

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 31, 2020

Iโ€™m not late. Iโ€™m just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

Zuhura (Guest) on December 20, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐Ÿ˜†

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 30, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช

Hashim (Guest) on November 21, 2020

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m sending this to everyone I know!

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 18, 2020

Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿ˜…

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 15, 2020

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿ˜œ

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 1, 2020

๐Ÿ˜‚ So funny!

Saidi (Guest) on October 31, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ•

Abubakar (Guest) on October 17, 2020

๐Ÿ˜ Best laugh of the day!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 17, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโ€™t handle the power struggle! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”‹

Mazrui (Guest) on October 17, 2020

Why donโ€™t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 16, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโ€™m talking on it. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

Rashid (Guest) on October 16, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Abubakar (Guest) on October 10, 2020

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ›Œ

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 30, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโ€™m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ›Œ

Warda (Guest) on September 23, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿบ

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 21, 2020

Iโ€™m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐Ÿงฉ๐Ÿคฏ

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 16, 2020

Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜†

Aziza (Guest) on September 3, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿ˜ด

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐Ÿ˜„

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