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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 13, 2022
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Tabu
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Omari
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
😅 I needed that!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Zawadi
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Chum
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Omari
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Yusra
Guest
May 15, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Binti
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
