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Salum
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Jan 13, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Victor Kimario
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Dec 17, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Warda
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Ramadhan
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Dec 4, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Neema
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Nov 25, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
😁 This is gold!
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Majid
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Chum
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Amina
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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James Malima
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Jun 4, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Christopher Oloo
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May 30, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 17, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 13, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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James Malima
Guest
May 13, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 12, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 12, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 7, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Rose Lowassa
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Apr 15, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Shabani
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Joseph Kitine
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Mar 23, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Mwakisu
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Mar 23, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Betty Akinyi
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Jan 31, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Alice Wanjiru
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Jan 19, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
