How long should an elephant’s legs be?

Kheri (Guest) on October 26, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Daudi (Guest) on October 19, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 11, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Issa (Guest) on October 10, 2020

😂 This is too funny!

Ali (Guest) on October 3, 2020

😂 This is a keeper!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 2, 2020

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 16, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Sultan (Guest) on September 10, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 10, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 28, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

John Lissu (Guest) on August 18, 2020

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 14, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 10, 2020

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Mazrui (Guest) on July 19, 2020

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Salma (Guest) on July 9, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 29, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 20, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Jabir (Guest) on June 18, 2020

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2020

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Aziza (Guest) on June 14, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Muslima (Guest) on June 8, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 7, 2020

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 6, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Mustafa (Guest) on May 27, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 25, 2020

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 23, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 13, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Omari (Guest) on May 6, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Baraka (Guest) on May 2, 2020

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Warda (Guest) on April 20, 2020

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 19, 2020

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 19, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Issa (Guest) on April 7, 2020

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 29, 2020

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 29, 2020

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 17, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

John Lissu (Guest) on March 13, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Azima (Guest) on March 11, 2020

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 29, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 25, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 15, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 14, 2020

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 5, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 4, 2020

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 3, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 25, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Tambwe (Guest) on January 22, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 19, 2020

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Khalifa (Guest) on January 16, 2020

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Zulekha (Guest) on January 4, 2020

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 3, 2020

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Daudi (Guest) on December 31, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 28, 2019

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 22, 2019

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 21, 2019

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 13, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 8, 2019

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 5, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆