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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Warda
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Husna
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
😅 I needed that!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 31, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 25, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Mzee
Guest
May 23, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mustafa
Guest
May 9, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 8, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Amani
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Habiba
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
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Salima
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Omar
Guest
Nov 30, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 30, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
