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What bird loves construction work?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
The "Tweet-er"!
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Explanation:
The bird that loves construction work is called the "Tweet-er" because it loves to sing while building nests! Just like how we tweet on social media, this bird tweets while working with construction tools. It's a chirpy little builder who gets the job done with a happy melody. ๐ถ๐๏ธ
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